Chords Info
- Tunning: Standard(G C E A)
- Chords: Eb, Ebm, Bb, Abm, Ab, Bb7, Em, E, Bm, B, B7, Am, E5
- Key: Ebm
- Capo: no capo
[Verse 1] Eb Eb Ebm Bb I just went out on a date that turned out not to be a date Bb Ebm Just a solo dinner where you're increasingly late Eb Ebm I call you and you say you wrote a text you forgot to send Bb Eb Bb Eb I just smile and say goodnight and swear I'll never date again [Verse 2] Eb Bb Picking clothes is such a chore, I never know what I should wear Bb Eb Am I too assertive if I wear that special underwear? Eb Ebm Abm I clean my room and water my plants in case you come over and then Bb Eb Bb Eb I come home drunk and alone and swear I'll never date again [Chorus] Eb I thought that modern dating would get easier with time Ab Bb Eb I'd have good communication and not have to read your mind Eb Bb Ebm I think that even Sisyphus would hate this uphill climb Abm Eb Bb And I'm not sure that Tinder is what Darwin had in mind [Verse 3] Ebm Eb Bb Message in your inbox with the same joke I've told a million times Bb7 Bb Ebm Timing out my texts to match the tempo of your last reply Ebm Eb Abm I could play these games or skip the middleman and sodomize my brain Bb Eb Ebm At least my mind is getting some more reasons to never date again [Verse 4] Em E Bm Making plans for ten days time I know that she will never keep B B7 Em Someone's mom just got to town, someone's cat got put to sleep E Am We'll make plans when they get back but never mentions where or when B Em I've diagnosed another ghost and reason to never date again [Chorus] Em I thought that modern dating would get easier with time E B Em I'd have good communication and not have to read your mind Bm Em I think that even Sisyphus would hate this uphill climb Am B And I'm not sure that Tinder is what Darwin had in mind [Outro] E5 Em B Everything's so casual, everything's so... cool Bm B Em Don't let someone close enough to push you in the pool E Well, I want someone to ruin my life Am I want to fall in love again B E B Em E But instead you only ruined my night with reasons to never date again Em
Song Info
- Song: Reasons To Never Date Again
- Artist: Philip Labes
- Album: Spring
- Released Date: April 8, 2022
