The Pet Peeves Song Track Info
Song: The Pet Peeves Song
Artist: Dude Perfect
Released Date: 3 May 2021
Chords Info
Difficulty: beginner
Tuning: G C E A
Capo: 1st fret
Chords: Bm, Em, G, F#m, D, A, A7
| UKulele Chords |
| Bm – 3222 Em – 0402 G – 0232 F#m – 2120 D – 2220 A – 2100 A7 – 0100 |
[Intro]
Bm Em G F#m
Dude Perfect -- Yas Yas - haha
Bm Em
Why are you talking like that?
G F#m
Recording a lit video, bro - A song about Pet Peeves, brah
Bm Em G F#m
That's interesting because my #1 pet peeve is people overusing bro and brah
Bm Em
I hear you brah... but Pet Peeves are makin' my life a grind, bro
G F#m
You're actually grindin' on my nerves, like right now.
[Verse 1]
Bm Em
Man, listen... I'mma break it down with precision
G F#m
The mission, is to expose pet peeve conditions
Bm Em
I’ll list em, like couples, who over-say bae
G F#m
Or people goin around saying that’s cray cray
[Verse 2]
Bm Em
And I gotta be honest -- I was really hopin
G F#m
You could stop eating with your mouth wide open
Bm Em
And try Scopin, please back up off me
G Em
Breath smellin like burnt dog poop and coffee
[Verse 3]
Bm Em
And stop these, baby-name catastrophes
G F#m
Like Ransom, Melanomia and ABCDE
Bm Em
And I’m sick of passin these dogs that bark a lot
G F#m
Why are you leaving grocery carts in a parkin' lot?
[Pre-Chorus 1]
Bm Em G
And whether it’s dark or not, why oh why oh why oh why
F#m
Are you takin TWO parkin spots?
Bm Em
Cause you’re drivin me nuts, like missin one foot puts
G F#m
I think I’m hatin your guts, it’s simply too much
[Chorus]
Bm Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G F#m
Makin my life a grind
Bm Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G F#m
Makin my life, my life, my life, OH
Bm Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G F#m
Makin my life a grind
Bm Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G F#m
A grind, a grind, a grind, a grind OH
[Bridge]
Em D
It happens every day, why must it be this way?
A G
Another couple throwin down excessive PDA
Em
And what am I supposed to do?
D
It always lights my fuse
A A7
When I squeeze mustard, but all I get is mustard juice
[Instrumental]
Bm Em G F#m
Bm Em G F#m
[Verse 5]
Bm Em
Dude Perfect. Listen up, it will be worth it.
G F#m
I can’t stand it when pet peeves surface
Bm Em
Like opening a cereal bag and it explodes
G F#m
Or no toilet paper over by the commode
[Verse 6]
Bm Em
Or someone breaking the code, of eatin food off my plate
G F#m
They didn’t order no fries, but all of mine they ate
Bm Em
I can’t stand human zombies in a trance with their phone
G F#m
I can’t stand human beings wearing too much cologne
[Verse 7]
Bm Em
I can’t stand close talkers, people all in my face
G F#m
Or people talkin in a movie, this is such a disgrace
Bm Em
Or people acting like clowns loud talkin their phone
G F#m
I wanna get up in their face and say I do not condone
[Pre-Chorus 2]
Bm
I hate sign stealin cheaters
Em
One-up story tellers
G
Constant interrupters
F#m
BO body smellers
Bm Em
Because you’re driving me nuts, like missin one foot puts
G N.C.
I think I’m hatin your guts, it’s simply too much
[Chorus]
Bm Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G F#m
Makin my life a grind
Bm Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G F#m
Makin my life, my life, my life, OH
Bm Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G F#m
Makin my life a grind
Bm Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G F#m
A grind, a grind, a grind, a grind OH
[Bridge]
Em D
It happens every day, I can’t believe when I see
A G
Someone refuse to cover their mouth when they have to sneeze
Em D
And What am I supposed to do – how am I supposed to breathe?
A A7
When someone says suppoably instead of supposedly
[Instrumental]
Bm Em G F#m
Bm Em G F#m
[Chorus]
Bm Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G F#m
Makin my life a grind
Bm Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G F#m
Makin my life, my life, my life, OH
Bm Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G F#m
Makin my life a grind
Bm Em
Pet Peeves are on my mind
G F#m
A grind, a grind, a grind, a grind OH
[Outro]
Bm Em G F#m
Bm Em G F#m
