[Verse 1] A#I still remember
Third of December
DmMe in your sweater
You said it looked better
GmOn me, than it did you
Only if you knew
D#How much I liked you
D#mBut I watch your eyes, as she
[Pre-Chorus] A#Walks by
What a sight for
DmSore eyes
Brighter than a
GmBlue sky
She's got you
D#Mesmerized
D#m*
While I die
[Chorus] A#Why would you ever kiss me?
DmI'm not even half as pretty
GmYou gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
D#But you like her better
D#m*
I wish I were Heather
[Verse 2] A#Watch as she stands with
Her holding your hand
DmPut your arm 'round her shoulder
Now I'm getting colder
GmBut how could I hate her?
She's such an angel
D#But then again, kinda
D#mWish she were dead, as she
[Pre-Chorus]
A#Walks by
What a sight for
DmSore eyes
Brighter than a
GmBlue sky
She's got you
D#Mesmerized
D#m*
While I die
[Chorus] A#Why would you ever kiss me?
DmI'm not even half as pretty
GmYou gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
D#But you like her better
D#mI wish I were Heather
I wish I were Heather
A#Why would you ever kiss me?
DmI'm not even half as pretty
GmYou gave her your sweater
It's just polyester
D#But you like her better
D#mI wish I were Heather