Welcome To The Internet Ukulele Chords By Bo Burnham

Welcome To The Internet Song Info

Song: Welcome To The Internet
Artist: Bo Burnham
Produced by: Bo Burnham
Written By: Bo Burnham
Released Date: 30 May 2021

Chords Info

Difficulty: advanced
Tuning: E A D G B E
Key: F
Chords: Dm, Gm, F, A7, E, C, Bb. E7, Gm7, Fmaj7, Dm7, C#din, D, Gmaj7, Em7, Ebdin, Em, Am, G, B7

[Verse]
Dm Welcome to the internet. Have a look around. Gm Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found. F We've got mountains of content. Some better, some worse. A7 If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first. [Verse]
Dm Welcome to the internet. Come and take a seat. Gm Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet. F There's no need to panic. This isn't a test (huh huh). A7 Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest. [Verse]
Dm Welcome to the internet. What would you prefer. Gm Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur. F Be happy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage. A7 We got a million different ways to engage [Verse]
Dm Welcome to the internet. Put your cares aside. Gm Here's a tip for straining pasta. Here's a nine-year-old who died. F We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports. A7 And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters of harry potter fuckin Dm eachother. [Verse]
Welcome to the internet. Hold on to your socks. Gm 'cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock. F They are grainy and off-putting. He just sent you more. A7 Dont act surprised. You know you like it, you whore. [Verse]
Dm See a man beheaded. Get offended, see a shrink. Gm Show us pictures of your children. Tell us every thought you think. F Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer. A7 Or DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom or find a tumor. [Verse]
Dm And here's a healthy breakfast option. You should kill your mom. Gm Here's why women never fuck you. Here's how you can build a bomb. F Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz. A7 A7 Gm F E Dm Obama sent the immigrants. To vac- cin- ate- your- kids. [Chorus]
Dm Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? Gm A little bit of everything. All of the time. F Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. A7* Anything and everything. All of the time. Dm Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? Gm A little bit of everything. All of the time. F Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. A7* Anything and everything. All of the time. [Interlude]
Dm C Bb A7 [Verse]
Dm C Bb A7 You know, it wasn't always like this Dm C Not very long ago Bb A7 Just before your time Dm C Right before the towers fell Bb A7 Circa '99 [Verse]
Gm This was catalogues F Travel blogs E7 Dm A chat room or two Gm F We set our sights and spent our nights E7 Gm7 Waiting [2nd Chorus]
Fmaj7 For you Dm7 You Bb C Insatiable you Fmaj7 Dm7 Mommy let you use her iPad Bb C You were barely two Dm C#dim And it did all the things C Bb We designed it to do [Bridge]
Bb Now look at you C Oh, look at you D You [2nd Chorus]
Gmaj7 Em7 You C D Unstoppable, watchable Gmaj7 Em7 Your time is now. Your inside's out. C D Honey, how you grew Em7 Ebdim And if we stick together D C Who knows what we'll do C D It was always the plan Ebdim Em7 To put the world in your hand Em Em Em Em Em Em Em Em [laughing] [Chorus]
Em Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? Am A little bit of everything. All of the time. G Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. B7* Anything and everything. All of the time. Em Could I interest you in everything, all of the time? Am A little bit of everything. All of the time. G Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime. B7 Anything and everything B7 And anything and everything B7 And anything and everything B7* Em* (as hard as you possibly can!) And all of the time

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