Welcome To The Internet Song Info
Song: Welcome To The Internet
Artist: Bo Burnham
Produced by: Bo Burnham
Written By: Bo Burnham
Released Date: 30 May 2021
Chords Info
Difficulty: advanced
Tuning: E A D G B E
Key: F
Chords: Dm, Gm, F, A7, E, C, Bb. E7, Gm7, Fmaj7, Dm7, C#din, D, Gmaj7, Em7, Ebdin, Em, Am, G, B7
[Verse]
Dm
Welcome to the internet. Have a look around.
Gm
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found.
F
We've got mountains of content. Some better, some worse.
A7
If none of it's of interest to you, you'd be the first.
[Verse]
Dm
Welcome to the internet. Come and take a seat.
Gm
Would you like to see the news or any famous women's feet.
F
There's no need to panic. This isn't a test (huh huh).
A7
Just nod or shake your head and we'll do the rest.
[Verse]
Dm
Welcome to the internet. What would you prefer.
Gm
Would you like to fight for civil rights or tweet a racial slur.
F
Be happy. Be horny. Be bursting with rage.
A7
We got a million different ways to engage
[Verse]
Dm
Welcome to the internet. Put your cares aside.
Gm
Here's a tip for straining pasta. Here's a nine-year-old who died.
F
We got movies, and doctors, and fantasy sports.
A7
And a bunch of colored pencil drawings of all the characters of harry potter fu*kin
Dm
eachother.
[Verse]
Welcome to the internet. Hold on to your socks.
Gm
'cause a random guy just kindly sent you photos of his cock.
F
They are grainy and off-putting. He just sent you more.
A7
Dont act surprised. You know you like it, you whore.
[Verse]
Dm
See a man beheaded. Get offended, see a shrink.
Gm
Show us pictures of your children. Tell us every thought you think.
F
Start a rumor, buy a broom or send a death threat to a boomer.
A7
Or DM a girl and groom her. Do a Zoom or find a tumor.
[Verse]
Dm
And here's a healthy breakfast option. You should kill your mom.
Gm
Here's why women never fu*k you. Here's how you can build a bomb.
F
Which Power Ranger are you? Take this quirky quiz.
A7 A7 Gm F E Dm
Obama sent the immigrants. To vac- cin- ate- your- kids.
[Chorus]
Dm
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
Gm
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
F
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
A7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.
Dm
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
Gm
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
F
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
A7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.
[Interlude]
Dm C Bb A7
[Verse]
Dm C Bb A7
You know, it wasn't always like this
Dm C
Not very long ago
Bb A7
Just before your time
Dm C
Right before the towers fell
Bb A7
Circa '99
[Verse]
Gm
This was catalogues
F
Travel blogs
E7 Dm
A chat room or two
Gm F
We set our sights and spent our nights
E7 Gm7
Waiting
[2nd Chorus]
Fmaj7
For you
Dm7
You
Bb C
Insatiable you
Fmaj7 Dm7
Mommy let you use her iPad
Bb C
You were barely two
Dm C#dim
And it did all the things
C Bb
We designed it to do
[Bridge]
Bb
Now look at you
C
Oh, look at you
D
You
[2nd Chorus]
Gmaj7 Em7
You
C D
Unstoppable, watchable
Gmaj7 Em7
Your time is now. Your inside's out.
C D
Honey, how you grew
Em7 Ebdim
And if we stick together
D C
Who knows what we'll do
C D
It was always the plan
Ebdim Em7
To put the world in your hand
Em Em Em Em Em Em Em Em
[laughing]
[Chorus]
Em
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
Am
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
G
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
B7*
Anything and everything. All of the time.
Em
Could I interest you in everything, all of the time?
Am
A little bit of everything. All of the time.
G
Apathy's a tragedy and boredom is a crime.
B7
Anything and everything
B7
And anything and everything
B7
And anything and everything
B7* Em* (as hard as you possibly can!)
And all of the time
