[Intro] AC#mF#mDmAC#mF#mDDm[Verse 1] A*
Life isn't quite what I thought it'd be
C#m*
When I was a kid on VoIP
F#m* D*
I thought when I'd get older, I'd marry her
Dm*
I told her
ABut now I'm 26, work in an office
C#m9 'til 5, not the best, I'll be honest
F#mD*
If I could change a single thing
Dm*
I'd make it me and not him
[Verse 2] AC#m But she's living the dream
F#mOh, she's living the dream
D* Dm*
From back when we were seventeen
AOh, yeah I've met Jared
N.C.
('Course I've met Jared)
C#mThe one who took you away from me
F#m You hit it off instantly
D* Dm*
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
AI've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
C#mPush against his fashion sense
F#mD*
I've thought about what he looks like nude
Dm* A(I'm not gay, though)
[Chorus] D*
But he's in your bed
Dm* AAnd I'm in your Twitch chat
D*
I've got your key
Dm* ABut he's just the doormat
DDmAnd even though he's got social skills
AC#mDoesn't mean I can't pay the bills
DDmAnyways, make the most of him
AC#m'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
DDmOh-oh
Bm* Bm*
'cause your new boyfriend's an asshole
A(woo)