Your New Boyfriend Track Info
Chords Info
- Tuning: Standard(EADGBE)
- Chords: A, C#m, F#m, Dm, D, Bm
[Intro]
A C#m F#m Dm
A C#m F#m D Dm
[Verse 1]
A*
Life isn't quite what I thought it'd be
C#m*
When I was a kid on VoIP
F#m* D*
I thought when I'd get older, I'd marry her
Dm*
I told her
A
But now I'm 26, work in an office
C#m
9 'til 5, not the best, I'll be honest
F#m D*
If I could change a single thing
Dm*
I'd make it me and not him
[Verse 2]
A C#m
But she's living the dream
F#m
Oh, she's living the dream
D* Dm*
From back when we were seventeen
A
Oh, yeah I've met Jared
N.C.
('Course I've met Jared)
C#m
The one who took you away from me
F#m
You hit it off instantly
D* Dm*
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
A
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
C#m
Push against his fashion sense
F#m D*
I've thought about what he looks like nude
Dm* A
(I'm not gay, though)
[Chorus]
D*
But he's in your bed
Dm* A
And I'm in your Twitch chat
D*
I've got your key
Dm* A
But he's just the doormat
D Dm
And even though he's got social skills
A C#m
Doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
D Dm
Anyways, make the most of him
A C#m
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
D Dm
Oh-oh
Bm* Bm*
'cause your new boyfriend's an asshole
A
(woo)
